Funny Quotes on Marriage From Sunday's Sermon

Sunday's sermon on Desperate Marriages seemed to be a hit. I talked about five myths that we believe that can cause desperation in a marriage. These myths are:

1. Love is all about sex and romance.
2. My spouse should meet all my needs.
3. The grass is greener on the other side.
4. Marriage should be easy.
5. There is no hope.

Here are two of the funniest quotes/stories on marriage from the sermon.

“Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays." --Henry Youngman

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While attending a marriage seminar on communication, David and his wife listened to the instructor declare, "It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other." He addressed the man, "Can you describe your wife's favorite flower?"

David leaned over, touched his wife's arm gently and whispered, "Pillsbury All-Purpose, isn't it?”

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